Tumblr source: deadstaplers
Stapler 7 (missing since March 4) was found hiding in a little used reference desk drawer with some outdated brochures, two dead walkie talkies, and a spool of fishing line. It still works, so I stuck it back out for public use on April 12.
This tumblr is the most bizarrely compelling thing I’ve ever encountered.
am struggling my way through fucking eyes wide shut for uni and it is the most irritating, slow, godawful waste of time. i hate kubrick and i hate kidman and i hate tom cruise’s character (CHEAT ON HER OR DON’T YOUR ANGST IS NOT INTERESTING YOU FUCKER WHERE IS THE PLOT, KUBRICK, WHERE IS THE PLOT) although cruise himself is not that bad in this idk apparently he’s not always an obnoxious fuck who knew
but anyway have been facebook liveblogging to stay sane but that’s starting to not work so am hockey spamming now because if jonny toews’s stupid happy face can’t salvage this evening then nothing can